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Brian Bilston

Today, my travelcard expired.
Got soaked through twice. Oh, and got fired
A dog bit me. I lost my phone
But
You'll be there when I get home.

A pigeon crapped upon my head.
I ate a slice of mouldy bread.
I lost a tooth. I broke three bones.
Who cares?
You'll be there when I get home.

My lottery numbers came up today
(a shame that I forgot to play).
I think I've got a kidney stone.
Like, whatever.
You'll be there when I get home.

The icecaps melt some more each year.
A new world war will soon be here.
The most perfect day that I've known!
Because - did I mention this? -
You'll be there when I get home



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