Push for PORTER

She gets too hungry for dinner at eight
She loves the theatre and doesn't comes late
She'd never bother with anyone she'd hate
That's why the lady is a tramp

Doesn't like crap games with barons and earls
Won't go to Harlem dressed in ermine and pearls
She won't dish the dirt with the rest of those girls
That's why the lady is a tramp

She loves the fine, cool wind in her hair
Life without care
She's broke but it's ok
Dislikes California, it's cold and it's damp
That's why the lady is a tramp

She gets much too hungry to wait for dinner at eight
She adores the theatre but she doesn't get there late
She'd never mess with anyone she'd hate
That's why the lady is a tramp

She doesn't take dice games with sharpies and frauds
Never take a trip up to Harlem driving in big fat Lincolns and Fords
And she won't dish the dirt with the rest of those broads
That's why this chick is a tramp

She loves the fine, wild, cool mmm cool cool wind in her hair
Life without care
She's broke, ha ha ha
She hates California, so damn cold and it's damp
That's why the lady
That's why the lady
That is why the lady is a tramp