Push for PORTER

Oh Come all you young ensigns who follow the stars
To me weigh hey beam the man down
Watch out for Uranus as you swing around Mars
Gimme some time to beam the man down

Beam the man down Scotty beam the man down
To me weigh hey beam the man down
Beam him right down to New Liverpool town
Gimme some time to beam the man down

Now when a big starship's preparing for space
To me weigh hey beam the man down
The crew is enlisted from every race
Gimme some time to beam the man down

There are Humans and Vulcans and Klingons and all
To me weigh hey beam the man down
Who ship as space-farers all for the long haul
Gimme some time to beam the man down

For shore leave they say Ryegel 7 is fun
To me weigh hey beam the man down
But you better go down with your phasers on stun
Gimme some time to beam the man down

If you land with the captain and your jumper is red
To me weigh hey beam the man down
In less than five minutes you are sure to be dead
Gimme some time to beam the man down

They say Captain Kirk has not two but three ears
To me weigh hey beam the man down
He's a left ear and a right ear and a final front ear
Gimme some time to beam the man down